Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...