Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...