Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...