Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!