Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...