Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...