The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...