Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...