A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...