Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...