The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...