Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...