Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...