Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...