Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...