Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...