Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...