Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...