Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...