What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...