Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.