If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
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Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...