The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...