Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...