Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...