Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...