Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...