Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!