Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.