Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...