Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...