The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...