Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...