Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...