Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...