Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....