White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...