Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...