Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.