Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
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Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
What causes people to have arthritis?
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Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.