Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...