Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...