I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...