Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...