Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.