How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...