Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...