The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...