Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...