What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...