Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...